A robin swooped down to take a poop on my lawn,
Finished his business, then quickly was gone.
The stuff was white and goopy like Wite-Out correction fluid
Upon the spot where the bird did do it.
I’ve been heard to say, fuckin’ Nature—I love it!
And I’m not one to yell at a bird to go shove it.
I know much is made of Nature’s profligacy
But doesn’t a bird want just a little privacy?