I likes me some Azerbaijans
straight outta da Caucusus
North of Iran, what’s the plan man?
I seen a fine Bessarabian
in a store in Secaucus
won some yen at Fan-Tan.
If you gonna git a Shiraz
make sure it’s from Abadeh
down the road from Isfahan
otherwise you just a spaz.
Stylin’ with blue cotton weft,
stockin’ up ‘cause that’s my plan.
If you wants you a Heriz
go ‘head and puts yo cash down.
If you got a cat who throws up
clean that sucker up with ease
‘cause the creams mix with da brown.
Rugs a sign you growed up.
One thing I gotta ask about yo’ situation–
How come Oriental rug stores always in liquidation?
