On the Use of Flax in Smoothies

I sent an email
to a female.
I asked her if she’d make me one of her smoothies,
they are really doothies.

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About her concoctions
there are several unusual facts.
They’re lethal against toxins
because she makes them with flax,

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which I always thought was a principal export
of one or two Benelux nations.
Apparently you can eat the stuff if you’re a good sport,
although I still do so with great hesitation.

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If you look up flax on Wikipedia
(which isn’t as good as a 24-volume encyclopedia)
it tells you the stuff is stronger than cotton but less elastic–
sounds to my jaded ears a little like plastic.

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But I love her, and so to avoid an argument
I trust her judgument.
I take a great big gulp
and swallow it whole, including the pulp.

If your spouse or significant other
wants to make a smoothie out of flax,
yours is not to reason why, brother,
just for once stifle the wise cracks.



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